In a shocking turn of events, the Fire Breathing Rubber Duckies were revealed to be imposters - they are in fact a human team! With their secret out, they elected to continue the league without their previous disguise.
In other news, a (presumably unrelated) communist revolution by the players of the Bucking Fastards led them to fire (and kill, and eat) their coach - they will now be managed by a players' collective, and have changed their lineup accordingly.
We'll be back soon with more features, including a second match report: look out for The Bol'Gor Bison VS The (new) Fire Breathing Rubber Duckies.
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